Why women live past menopause: the beer and sandwiches hypothesis.

My wife has not reached menopause, but it is clear I will need beer and sandwiches long after her childbearing years. Chimpanzees, like humans, have opposable thumbs, allowing them to crack a cold one and hold a knife to slather mayonaise on bread for male chimpanzees.

Mystery solved. You're welcome.

Sarcasm has always been my go-to when confronted with Mt. Everest-sized stupidity such as, "Women have no purpose other than making babies." The jokes basically write themselves.

An interesting and informative article as always!