One of the reasons that I wanted to find a wife here in Europe is that this article is funny because there really. are. so. many. US. women. like. this.

Even if you are lucky enought to meet an American woman that isn't like this, she's got several girlfriends who are, and they will be constantly in her ear every time they get together. "What? Jack didn't buy you the [fill in expensive trinket] for your fifteenth month dating anniversary? Really? I'd cut Bob off if he did that to me."

"American Woman..." (you know the song)