“Masturbation is Overrated. Oral sex is too. Yeah, I said it.”

You’re probably doing it wrong. Yeah, I said it. I fell for your clickbait title. Yeah, I said that, too.

Speak for yourself, not as an absolute. Maybe you’re one of the most sexually unlucky people on the planet. In which case I’m very sorry for you. For the other 99.999999% of us, neither masterbation nor oral sex is overrated.