"Marriages are like pancakes. There is no shame in tossing out the first one."

I'd like to say I'm big enough not to have enjoyed reading how someone else fucked up massively in their first marriage. I'm not. That feeling is tempered with the knowledge that my list of massive fuck-ups in my first marriage (alternately: the massive fuck-up that was my first marriage) is probably just as long and horrendous as yours.

I'd post my errors now, but I must think of the children who might stumble onto my post and be scarred for life. Plus I think there is a 10,000 character limit on articles...