LOL. I was hired as a lead engineer on a VERY tight scheduled project in the Netherlands. Every morning the Dutch guys would go and get a round of coffee and chat while they drank. The coffee WAS great, but FFS how about you drink a cup BEFORE you're on the clock?

For the record: I loved my time in the Netherlands. If I could pick one place to live other than Vienna, it would be one of 2 or 3 towns I really liked in the south of the Netherlands.