I'm a happily married man to a very sexy and beautiful woman. But you remember that line in the vows, "in sickness and in health?" Well, sometimes you get the "in sickness" part, and it lasts a while.

Being a good looking cartoon I'm sure I could hook up on the side with someone here in South Park, but that wouldn't be right now, would it?

I don't know how large the number of days since we last had sex will grow, or how hard it will be to abstain (puns intended), but that is part of married life.