I love your work usually but this is a horrible attitude. Why not write an article on what you will be doing over 50, instead of what you won't?

If your list includes, "picking out an urn/casket" please don't print that either. We have one life. Be the best you can be at whatever age you're at.

Don't focus on what you can't do. Focus on what you can do. You can let your "girls" out for a walk at any age. Who the fuck cares what other people think? If they don't want to see them, then they should not fucking look. It is really, really easy for people to mind their own fucking business and NOT look at someone's else's tits.