> How to Get Your Wife to Stop Nagging You about Housework

Uhhh, do housework? Or is this a trick question?

I never understand guys who can’t take care of themselves. That’s what this comes down to. If you can’t do your own housework, you can’t live on your own. Meaning you’re dependent on someone else to survive. A grown-ass man who can’t take care of himself? How pathetic is that?

If you live in the US or the EU (many other places, too), then you’re living in a day and age where you can order online everything you want or need to be delivered to your door, a robot can do 85% of the vacuuming, a dishwasher can do 95% of the dishes, and a washing machine can do 98% of your laundry. All you’ve got to do is wipe your own ass and wash your own body. If you have enough money, you can hire someone to perform those last two tasks for you. It has never been easier to live alone.

If you live with someone, divide the tasks by two and then balance based on work, finances and skill sets and desires. If you can’t manage to find a happy balance and your wife is still nagging, most likely you’re being a lazy fuck.

If you can’t do those tasks alone, you need to grow a pair and learn. Soon enough climate change is going to fuck the world up and you’ll look back fondly on the days when your biggest problem was your formerly white now pink socks.