Great post as usual. Took me back and informed me. For a guy who moves so slowly, who would have thought that Seagal is now Russian! (ba-dum-bum)

I would argue about the order of your action movie stars (of course - it is totally subjective) but overlap on most all the names.

Useless information and the reason for my comment: The nurse who checks out Seagal's junk and delivers the super-cheesy line (IIRC), "You have sooo much to live for" was Seagal's real-life wife at the time, Kelly "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful" LeBrock. I actually felt sorry for her as an actress at the time (I was much younger and naive back then).

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